Ford "Rommel-I-Read-Your-Book" Pendleton (doesi) wrote,
Ford "Rommel-I-Read-Your-Book" Pendleton
doesi

A bit cliche, but I loled.


"The 'real risks' are the moral slippery slope. Next thing you know, you'll be speeding, running red lights, stop signs, swiping gum, taking money from roommates, taking tools neighbors leave out, tearing tags of mattresses, knocking over ATMs, murdering old ladies, shitting on the statue of liberty and then using the constitution as toilet paper -- that's right son, the real risk of downloading is that you can become a congressman."
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